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Thursday, July 27, 2006
ok....im gonna die...my parents are coming to my school tomorrow...no..wait aminute...MY MOM'S COMING ALONE!!!!! OH FU*K!!!! as i type this....i wait with abaited breath as the hours slowly yurn to minutes and the moment of my impending doom draws closer, i begin to realise thaqt i have yet to write my will yet....shit....guess i'll do thqt after my physics homework or something.....*sigh....
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11:40 PM
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
shit.....my parents recieved a letter from my school, for parent-teachers meeting...I AM SOOO FUCKED!!!! To make things worse, the 'rents think i got the letter cuz i've been a screw-up again in school....but everybody got the letter thid time round..honest!!! oh...it also duznt help that i lied about my maths and histroy results...hope thats not brought up...FAT CHANCE.....*groan*
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5:27 PM
Monday, July 24, 2006
hey guys...thanks for all the wishes and cards and gifts and stuff...keep 'em coming...hahahaha...so, as you can see....nothing much has changed, except i've enlargened the words on my blog, cuz some people were having difficulty reading.....anyway, Crabbie's birthday is up next, and she got me this really cool bag...so i gotta step it up, man.....arrgghh...the pressure...the other gifts were cool too...really.....my arm is itching, cuz i just finished chemistry practical, and i spilt Iron (III) Chloride (i think) on it....my arm, that is....so, immgonna just leave this, k? before my arm corrodes and falls of or something..hahaha
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3:01 AM
Monday, July 17, 2006
ok....first off, thanks to NanA for pointing that i posted the same thing twice....*Applause*....nothing much happened in my life lately, thus the lengthy absence...i can post this early today cuz my school's having the A Levels Listening Compre for MT...so im free for the rest of the afternoon...woohoo.....so anyway, a disturbing revelation occured to me this morning....while i wuz on my way to school, i was listening to the radio news....and it was full of news on the "mini-Tsunami" and the Israeli-Palestinean conflict....so, within that little news segment....there was an estimate 80-100 lives lost....no....thats NOT the scary part....the scary part was this; I didn't feel anything....NOTHING!! not shocked, or disturbed, or sympathetic...dud....ok....i admit....im no jesus....im not lyk this uber-Care-bear kind of guy....lyk "gee, that's horrible, we gotta do something".....fuck that...that's not me....but what im trying to say is that this news of death, disaster and destruction has been going on for so long that I (dare i say, WE) have become numbed to it......i dunnoe, man.....i hope im wrong.....nothing else besides that.....oh, wait....most of my female friends are going through this state of depression for various reasons...MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU GALS!!.....you noe who you are.....itz kinda funny when you think about it...itz lyk all of them have synchronised periods or something....haha....ok,ok...i was just kidding...put the knife, down...geez...touchy....
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11:29 PM
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Wow....yesterday was a day where i learnt some cool shit...by just going for NanA's concert @ Victoria Concert Hall yesterday...the Marsiling Mia Musica...sounds classy, no? wat does it mean, u ask? My Music....:p ttz it..woop-dee-doo...LESSON 1: if you wanna make anything sound classy, give it an Italian or French name.....duznt matter if the name means "rotten donkey butt hole"...it would still sound posh in Italian or French...So...yeah...before that,me, crabz, rachel and kimbo went to Al-Ameens for dinner after cat class...i had 2 cheese pratas and teh ice....BIG MISTAKE!!! LESSON 2: NEVER, EVER eat 2 cheese pratas and drink teh ice...unless you love spending time on the can...yup, i visited the toilets @ VCH...and all the seats were sprinkled with a mysterious green liquid...hmm....well...@ least there wasn't any white stuff:p...LESSON 3: Upper-class Singaporean males who visit VCH have trouble aiming their...um...u noe...their Pi-pi....yeah...maybe they should attach a scope to it or something..hahahaha...anyway,we went to Macs after the interval...nothing much happened there...or after that for that matter....MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING SOON PEOPLE!!!! save up!!!!
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6:43 PM
Monday, July 03, 2006
hey....so schools officially started, so im gonna revive this blog thingy....not like i've got anything fascinating to write about....my life sucks....more so now then ever....the only tinge of hope i have is that when i walk out of this building, maybe lightning would strike me down...yay....go check out my links...my friends have better things to tell you about....like their lives, relationships...or lack thereof.....just a parting qestion....what do you do when you find that your best isn't good enough?
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6:24 PM
Thursday, June 08, 2006
hello to the few people who actually read this.....so...we're into the 11th day of the holidays...World Cup starting tommorrow...woohoo....Events of the pre-u seminar are still frsh in my memory...i don't have much to write...but if you are interested enough to find out what happened(no life ah, you!!), then check out my friend Claire"s blog.....itz got way cooler wallpaper, and she's really funny, too.....hahahaha you can get there by looking under my links, and finding "Claire"...k?
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5:41 AM
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